So there’s this thing I’m finding so annoying right now, and it’s so been bugging me for a while, but I can’t find a solution to the problem. So instead I’m going to so rant right now, that it’s going to be like so off the scale.

Oh and this blog post is so directed at Apple so much, so there.

So if you have an Apple product with that so called “autocorrect” or as it is so called by so many people, “fuck you with monkey balls you dipshitted croissant”, then you will know how much it enjoys screwing up perfectly good sentences, to so say the wrong thing. Heck there are even websites that have claimed many a working hour, while you read about how someone wants to go down on their grandmother’s goat, when what they actually typed was “Got milk?”

But there is one thing that really pisses me off, and it’s the autocorrecting of perfectly good and acceptable words, to different words, which puts a whole new meaning on what’s being said, or just makes you look like a window licker who has no comprehension of English.

So Apple, I ask you this. Why the fucking flying fuck do you see the need to change the word “so” to “do” every single fucking time I type it?

Do you know how annoying it has been to type this blog post out on one of your products? I’ve worn out the backspace key, which is pretty fucking amazing, given this device has no physical keyboard.

Ok, so I get it, you want to make the world a better place, by stopping underpant exposing, crooked hat wearing, asymmetrical haircut devotees, from writing crap like “Sup watz yo fkn djhdcjnon” but for the love of microchips, so stop correcting my use of the word so, or I will do do you.