Things got a little bit crazy last night over at Twitter, with the trending of Inadequate Movies.

Basically you take a movie title, and make it less appealing. Once I got started, I found it hard to stop. So for those of you who were unable to keep up with the action, or don’t have Twitter, is is the list of my contributions to the cause.

1. Star Tiffs.
2. The Constitutional Monarchy Strikes Back.
3. Oh look, the Jedi have shown up again.
4. The Good, the Bad, and the Slightly Wrinkled.
5. George of the Indoor Plant shop.
6. Slightly increased traffic flow Hour.
7. Charlie and the Carob Shop.
8. Priscilla, duchess of the sandbox.
9. Schindler’s Post-it note.
10. The Dot Matrix.
11. Permanent Resident Kane.
12. A Clockwork Mandarin.
13. To Ruffle The Feathers Of A Mockingbird.
14. Hummin’ In The Drizzle.
15. The Maltese Sparrow.
16. Mr Smith Goes to Wash His Hands.
17. Dial M for Maybe.
18. Dragon training for Dummies.
19. Planet of the wind up monkeys.
20. Nemo. Polo!
21. 1 Dalmatian.
22. Ben Stiller in Petting Farmlander.
23. There’s The Bus Stop Miss Daisy.
24. One Casually Glanced In The Direction Of The Cuckoo’s Nest.
25. The Hitch-hikers Guide to The Bathroom.
26. The Great Sit Down and Wait Until The War Is Over.
27. Snakes On A Paper Plane.
28. Four Registry Office Nuptials, and a Sleep Apnoea.
29. Wii Bowling for Columbine.

Out of that entire list, only “Schindler’s Post-It Note” and “The Dot Matrix” got retweeted. Personally “There’s The Bus Stop Miss Daisy” and “Wii Bowling For Columbine” were the show stoppers. Oh well, will have to try better next time.