Dear WebJet,
Recently I made use of your services to book a flight, and all was good. But since then things have gone drastically down hill at a rate faster than being ejected from a cannon. It is all because of one thing.

At no point in time did I check any boxes to say “Hey WebJet, keep sending me a shitload of emails, full of your marketing crap, cause I really want to keep getting emails from you about shit I have not interest in”, or words to that affect.

In other words, stop sending me emails. No more, never again, quite simply and in no uncertain terms, I have no interest in any crap you want to sell me, or think I need because I fit some wanky profile someone with an asymmetrical hair cut dreamed up.

I already knew of your details, I used them for what I needed, end of discussion. Whoever thought I made a mistake in not wanting to deal with you again is completely wrong, regardless of if they are human or some early version of a T2000 robot, who is just waiting for the day someone by the name of Sarah Connor books a flight through you.

So to make my point clear just one more time, stop sending me emails. I don’t want to even hear from you that you’re sorry you kept sending me emails, just remove my details, and I’ll know it’s been done by the simple fact you stop sending me emails.

Kind regards,
A Green Cow.