We got thinking today, and worked out there isn’t an environmentally friendly bank out there. They are all big money hungry corporations, that don’t sustain living. They pollute the world with their ATM statements, their fees, their unethical treatment of pens by having them chained to a desk. It’s time to end this now.
That’s why we’re opening a new kind of financial institution, ORGANIC BANK.
At Organic Bank, we treat your money with respect. We offer a 100% natural profit margin. Our lenders make sure you can afford to borrow, through a system of palm reading, aura checking, and crystal consultation.
Our wealth creation specialists will grow your wealth through careful portfolio section, using their dowsing skills. Having negative cash flow problems? Why not let us perform reiki to stop the negative energy?
The Americans may have the Green Back, but we have the Green and Clean Back, in fact all of our money is 100% reusable and biodegradable. Not only do we have cash reserves, we have forest reserves, that include wilderness for wildlife.
At Organic Bank, we have a paperless office, and all our ATM receipts are printed on hemp. Why not come in and see us today for all your financial needs, a nice cup of herbal tea, and a vegan friendly, gluten free, snack.
I lost it at the reiki to correct negative financial flows. The ad would be brilliant, I can visualise it now, gongs and patchouli.
Who says it’s an ad. We opened the doors last weekend business is booming. Look for one of our outlets in a fringe, semi-rural suburb near you soon.
Do you mean Belgrave?
We have may outlets in Belgrave. Just look for the store with the dream catcher in the window.